Suck UK Dead Fred

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Suck UK Dead Fred


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  • Sometimes a hard day's work can fray a nerve
  • Take your frustrations out on this silicone sucker
  • Dead Fred is the perfect place to keep your best pen - whether Fred likes it or not
  • Add a bit of black humour to your desk or workspace

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Your boss comes over and starts recalling a list of tasks she needs you to do. Wait a minute, where is your pen? It’s not on your desk anymore. You start rummaging around in your drawer filled to the brim with rubbish; totally inefficient and highly unprofessional. There goes any chance of that promotion. But do not fear, Dead Fred pen holder is here to save the day; a highly practical (and humorous) edition to your desktop stationery collection.

Made from silicone rubber and available in a bright red colour to stand out from the dull tones of your colleagues stationery, the Dead Fred pen holder is extremely portable and saves you having to rummage around in your bottomless desk drawer each time you want to take a note. It’s also a great stress reliever.


  • One Dead Fred Pen Holder
  • A great addition to your desk - stops your pen from doing its infamous disappearing act
  • Available in red
  • Made from silicone rubber
  • Dimensions: 6.5cm (H) x 13cm (W) x 2.5cm (D)

Delivery & Returns



We use Royal Mail Tracked delivery for our UK customers, who deliver from Monday to Saturday.
Standard Delivery: 2 to 3 Working Days - £2.99* - FREE for orders over £20.

Next Day - 1 Working Day - £4.99

Visit our Delivery Page for full terms and conditions.

* Dropship and personalised products are dispatched by our suppliers and delivery prices and transit times may vary. These are excluded from the free shipping promotion.


We deliver worldwide to many countries. One flat rate to your country no matter what size of order. Starting from £4.99 to France and Germany and £6.99 to USA and Australia.

Visit our Delivery Page for full terms and conditions.


Returning an unwanted item is free to UK customers within 30 days of delivery.We also offer a 12 month warranty on all products bought.

The returns period is extended for orders placed 1 November - 31 December and can be returned up to 31 January.

Visit our our Returns Page for full terms and conditions.