Bears Vs Babies

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Bears Vs Babies


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  • From the creators of The Oatmeal and Exploding Kittens
  • Build bizarre monsters to eat just-as-bizarre babies
  • Put together a Bear made of Chainsaws
  • Not weird enough? How about a Shark wearing a Festive turtleneck with Spooky Cat feet
  • Fight off Barf Babies, Baby Torpedos and even Scary Hairbabies
  • Loving packaged in a Furry Bears vs Babies box

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Build monsters to eat babies. That’s the simple premise of the madcap card game from the creators of The Oatmeal and Exploding Kittens. This may seem dark at first glance, but there’s an army of bonkers baby creatures to face down, and your monsters are the only thing standing between you and defeat!

To play Bears vs Babies, players take turns drawing cards. Monster parts stay with you, while babies immediately go into the centre of the table, forming part of the terrifying baby army. Special “provoke” cards interrupt the baby army’s naptime and they attack! To survive, your monster must be made up of more parts than there are babies. Strong monsters get to eat the attacking babies, and the player with the most babies eaten at the end of the game wins!


  • One Bear vs Babies Card Game
  • Official The Oatmeal merchandise
  • Includes:
    • 107 Cards (2.5" x 3.5")
    • Playmat
    • FAQ sheet
    • Rule Book
    • All contained inside a FURRY Bears vs Babies box!
  • Build monsters to eat babies
  • Eat the most babies to win!
  • As the game progresses, a baby army builds up in the centre of the table
  • Special “provoke” cards will cause the babies to attack!
  • Power ups can strengthen your monster and weaken your opponents
  • For 2 to 5 players
  • A family-friendly, high-states, strategic party game
  • Each game takes approx. 20 mins to play
  • Originally funded via a successful Kickstarter campaign

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